Ares these perfect chefs? by F1exican 45 Comments mastercylinder2 1 day ago These are not chives tho ButterscotchSlow5144 1 day ago https://preview.redd.it/lruypfuekt6g1.png?width=195&format=png&auto=webp&s=98e05f54208a7ef5374c5d96d7bc2dd9dbe5d553Looks like a brain scan. Agitated-Quit-6148 1 day ago You’re early today.Howdy from a public defenders office in Tennessee.They all wanted me to tell you hello Jealous_Acorn 1 day ago Why must you turn this subreddit into a house of lies? These are scallions, sir. warhamer40k3r 1 day ago https://preview.redd.it/aqlsqvupkt6g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e01f35b2f3ee51893466301cf637ac7de6bcdf5cI found a heart and some stringy bits, one potential tower? I’ll wait for the professional pilots to take off, I’m just a hobbyist. Tjmagn 1 day ago The chive lord does not know chives? TrendySpork 1 day ago  ButterscotchSlow5144 1 day ago https://preview.redd.it/ofog4lhzkt6g1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3de646695f493d4a5a0ce1b4ffd654ce6a01d6cd unreasonable-frog 1 day ago This looks so fundamentally different compared to [the](https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/s/YP5HhPfuWL) [last](https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/s/v5NQm4BLRE) [few](https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/s/q1zF2As6Yq) [days](https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/s/bi4Dtb2tWU) that I had to double-check the username. pikadegallito 1 day ago I can’t believe it’s April 1 already? 🤔 Whoru87 1 day ago Im here way too early and im so confused feelingpeckish123 1 day ago What is happening? 👀JK epic shit post. I’m here for it 😂 Jedibug 1 day ago FRAUD. THESE AREN’T CHIVES gratefulbeav 1 day ago See you tomorrow chefhttps://preview.redd.it/lrlkr8d4lt6g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30c02d90b91f6f923f4a2b7d92896368d0fb6245 Miserable-Dog-837 1 day ago scallion-dalous. see you tomorrow chef. Th3Oscillator 1 day ago #scalliongate see you tomorrow chef paddleout722 1 day ago  Karunyan 1 day ago Nice scallions chef!Laughed out loud at this one, thank you 🙂 Josad 1 day ago R u ok OpportunitySmart3457 1 day ago Green onions!!! stayonthecloud 1 day ago You’re just saving the best chives for day 69 aren’t ya 🙂 see you tomorrow chef! RlyVSS 1 day ago WHAT ALLIUM IS THIS? sanquility 1 day ago Top tier trolling sir your legendary status continues highlift 1 day ago  jukethejukebox 1 day ago  LysDesTenebres 1 day ago the one time I’m this early, and we are getting bamboozled. Noooooooooooooooo 🙁 justsomegeology 1 day ago u/KarmaKrazi maybe helicopters would be fitting. You know, because those aren’t chives, they don’t deserve your beautiful planes fishfishbirdbirdcat 1 day ago Who else double checked the username. Scalliongate! 😂 WaffleHouseGladiator 1 day ago Scallions count. On my way, chef. MyauIsHere 1 day ago My reality is destabilized and I am uncomfortable circlejerksandmemes 1 day ago Why must you toy with our emotions you bastard? jurgernungbung 1 day ago You rapscallion! aidensthetic 1 day ago scalliongate?! x10guy 1 day ago Oh man, there’s gonna be a riot soon with this level of troll. BJ77345 1 day ago Wrong cutting board, no knife and scallions!?! What has the chive world come to? Impeachcordial 1 day ago These are, to be fair, *very* well chopped spring onions. Jazzlike_Plastic7088 1 day ago https://preview.redd.it/qad981l6mt6g1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d86bd6bebbf60e29d59c2710d0b2d65332fdc6f ermghoti 1 day ago https://preview.redd.it/jqbdyxo7mt6g1.jpeg?width=457&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f55b1596ff3d4a3a3077e88d4624bd0bac3b252See you in class tomorrow, chef. Cooper_Sharpy 1 day ago From Chivelord to Scallion Stallion just like that..See you tomorrow chef. axelrn 1 day ago  KarmaKrazi 1 day ago I mean, you pretty much nailed scallions first day. One of the only one’s I’d question is below. Alberto_Balsalam 1 day ago https://preview.redd.it/nnmxcn9vnt6g1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4250a47f68a9c4058ff21d1fc57ed3bbca21b31Sid the scallion ezekielBmb 1 day ago All of us rn. Well played flex keranjii 1 day ago  wordsnstuff825 1 day ago I was a chive loyalist (and appreciated the honesty on days there were no chives) but I had to change my flair to the accusatory f1exican did chive-11 because of this.These are lies! Lies!
ButterscotchSlow5144 1 day ago https://preview.redd.it/lruypfuekt6g1.png?width=195&format=png&auto=webp&s=98e05f54208a7ef5374c5d96d7bc2dd9dbe5d553Looks like a brain scan.
Agitated-Quit-6148 1 day ago You’re early today.Howdy from a public defenders office in Tennessee.They all wanted me to tell you hello
Jealous_Acorn 1 day ago Why must you turn this subreddit into a house of lies? These are scallions, sir.
warhamer40k3r 1 day ago https://preview.redd.it/aqlsqvupkt6g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e01f35b2f3ee51893466301cf637ac7de6bcdf5cI found a heart and some stringy bits, one potential tower? I’ll wait for the professional pilots to take off, I’m just a hobbyist.
ButterscotchSlow5144 1 day ago https://preview.redd.it/ofog4lhzkt6g1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3de646695f493d4a5a0ce1b4ffd654ce6a01d6cd
unreasonable-frog 1 day ago This looks so fundamentally different compared to [the](https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/s/YP5HhPfuWL) [last](https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/s/v5NQm4BLRE) [few](https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/s/q1zF2As6Yq) [days](https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/s/bi4Dtb2tWU) that I had to double-check the username.
feelingpeckish123 1 day ago What is happening? 👀JK epic shit post. I’m here for it 😂
gratefulbeav 1 day ago See you tomorrow chefhttps://preview.redd.it/lrlkr8d4lt6g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30c02d90b91f6f923f4a2b7d92896368d0fb6245
stayonthecloud 1 day ago You’re just saving the best chives for day 69 aren’t ya 🙂 see you tomorrow chef!
LysDesTenebres 1 day ago the one time I’m this early, and we are getting bamboozled. Noooooooooooooooo 🙁
justsomegeology 1 day ago u/KarmaKrazi maybe helicopters would be fitting. You know, because those aren’t chives, they don’t deserve your beautiful planes
Jazzlike_Plastic7088 1 day ago https://preview.redd.it/qad981l6mt6g1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d86bd6bebbf60e29d59c2710d0b2d65332fdc6f
ermghoti 1 day ago https://preview.redd.it/jqbdyxo7mt6g1.jpeg?width=457&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f55b1596ff3d4a3a3077e88d4624bd0bac3b252See you in class tomorrow, chef.
KarmaKrazi 1 day ago I mean, you pretty much nailed scallions first day. One of the only one’s I’d question is below.
Alberto_Balsalam 1 day ago https://preview.redd.it/nnmxcn9vnt6g1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4250a47f68a9c4058ff21d1fc57ed3bbca21b31Sid the scallion
wordsnstuff825 1 day ago I was a chive loyalist (and appreciated the honesty on days there were no chives) but I had to change my flair to the accusatory f1exican did chive-11 because of this.These are lies! Lies!
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These are not chives tho
https://preview.redd.it/lruypfuekt6g1.png?width=195&format=png&auto=webp&s=98e05f54208a7ef5374c5d96d7bc2dd9dbe5d553
Looks like a brain scan.
You’re early today.
Howdy from a public defenders office in Tennessee.
They all wanted me to tell you hello
Why must you turn this subreddit into a house of lies? These are scallions, sir.
https://preview.redd.it/aqlsqvupkt6g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e01f35b2f3ee51893466301cf637ac7de6bcdf5c
I found a heart and some stringy bits, one potential tower? I’ll wait for the professional pilots to take off, I’m just a hobbyist.
The chive lord does not know chives?

https://preview.redd.it/ofog4lhzkt6g1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3de646695f493d4a5a0ce1b4ffd654ce6a01d6cd
This looks so fundamentally different compared to [the](https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/s/YP5HhPfuWL) [last](https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/s/v5NQm4BLRE) [few](https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/s/q1zF2As6Yq) [days](https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/s/bi4Dtb2tWU) that I had to double-check the username.
I can’t believe it’s April 1 already? 🤔
Im here way too early and im so confused

What is happening? 👀
JK epic shit post. I’m here for it 😂
FRAUD. THESE AREN’T CHIVES
See you tomorrow chef
https://preview.redd.it/lrlkr8d4lt6g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30c02d90b91f6f923f4a2b7d92896368d0fb6245
scallion-dalous. see you tomorrow chef.
#scalliongate see you tomorrow chef

Nice scallions chef!
Laughed out loud at this one, thank you 🙂
R u ok
Green onions!!!

You’re just saving the best chives for day 69 aren’t ya 🙂 see you tomorrow chef!
WHAT ALLIUM IS THIS?
Top tier trolling sir your legendary status continues


the one time I’m this early, and we are getting bamboozled. Noooooooooooooooo 🙁
u/KarmaKrazi maybe helicopters would be fitting. You know, because those aren’t chives, they don’t deserve your beautiful planes
Who else double checked the username. Scalliongate! 😂
Scallions count. On my way, chef.

My reality is destabilized and I am uncomfortable
Why must you toy with our emotions you bastard?
You rapscallion!
scalliongate?!
Oh man, there’s gonna be a riot soon with this level of troll.
Wrong cutting board, no knife and scallions!?! What has the chive world come to?
These are, to be fair, *very* well chopped spring onions.
https://preview.redd.it/qad981l6mt6g1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d86bd6bebbf60e29d59c2710d0b2d65332fdc6f
https://preview.redd.it/jqbdyxo7mt6g1.jpeg?width=457&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f55b1596ff3d4a3a3077e88d4624bd0bac3b252
See you in class tomorrow, chef.
From Chivelord to Scallion Stallion just like that..
See you tomorrow chef.

I mean, you pretty much nailed scallions first day. One of the only one’s I’d question is below.
https://preview.redd.it/nnmxcn9vnt6g1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4250a47f68a9c4058ff21d1fc57ed3bbca21b31
Sid the scallion

All of us rn. Well played flex

I was a chive loyalist (and appreciated the honesty on days there were no chives) but I had to change my flair to the accusatory f1exican did chive-11 because of this.
These are lies! Lies!